Medium Divorcing Her Ghost Pirate Husband After He Tried To Kill Her

When it comes to marriage, there is no debating that it can be a difficult affair. What with at least half of marriages ending in divorce, it’s not a decision that should be taken lightly. Unfortunately, 45-year-old Amanda Teague is another individual within that long list of those who are in the process of getting a divorce. However, her divorce is a bit unusual, to say the least. 

You see, Amanda claims that she is a medium and a pagan white witch. Her soon-to-be ex-husband? Oh, he’s just the 300-year-old spirit of a swashbuckling Buccaneer named Jack. Amanda and her spirit husband first met in 2014 when Teague was depressed and tired of finding a solid man. Apparently, the spirit of this pirate that was executed in the 18th Century appeared next to her in bed and repeatedly tried to woo her. However, Amanda insisted that she wasn’t that type of girl, and Mr. Ghost Pirate would have to marry her before they could make love. 

So, in a nutshell, that’s exactly what they did.

Unfortunately, like many other married couples, not all was to be wedded bliss. They encountered trouble almost immediately after the wedding was completed, which was officiated by a spirit medium who obtained the verbal consent of Jack. This unusual couple chose the coast of Ireland in order to tie the knot, simply because the odd marriage would be deemed legitimate over international waters. 

Indeed, this marriage went well at the beginning. There was a nice, long honeymoon period, and Teague’s five children were adjusting well to their ghost stepfather. Amanda and Jack were even planning on co-authoring a book to help others find spirit romances. However, even though it’s only been a year since their nuptials, the medium who so vehemently defended her relationship via viral means has now announced that the relationship is coming to an end. 

Teague, who has gone by Amanda Sparrow Large, said they had a very normal marriage, and that Jack and her would even have sex often. He said that Jack had the ability to taste and eat through her via “embodiment.” However, Teague’s health began to rapidly deteriorate, and that is when she started to suspect that Jack was stealing away her “life energy.” 

Indeed, the more Teague thought about it, the more she realized that Jack probably just agreed to marry her purely for his own selfish reasons. 

Thus, she has decided to file for divorce and she is going to show her 300-year-old pirate ghost husband the door. I guess marriage is hard enough between two mortals, but it’s even more challenging when you marry someone from a different plane of existence entirely! 


5 thoughts on “Medium Divorcing Her Ghost Pirate Husband After He Tried To Kill Her

  1. This chick has just got to be a liberal-she’s as nutty as a fruitcake. I’ve never had anything like this happen to me, but if I did I would never tell a soul, because then they would know that I was nuts, too. The world has lost it’s frigging mind. Between those who are men in women’s bodies, women in men’s bodies, people with the entire loss of their minds due to severe cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome, people who are so “woke” that they are incapable of a cogent thought and people who believe the country would be a better place to live if we had no cops-the country is so screwed up that one of the two major parties has nominated a late stage Alzheimer’s victim as their presidential candidate. We have to make our insurance cover mental illness.

  2. There has to be a less complicated method to get the attention you were denied as a child. But putting your own children through that charade is just not right. jwstx

  3. Short version

    He was a PIRATE and everyone knows all pirates have buried treasure.

    She married him hoping he would talk in his sleep and tell her where.

    He talked, she listened, then the next day she went looking.

    She finally figured out that ghosts don’t need sleep and he was just screwing with her mind and knew that if he ever told her the truth and she found his treasure, she would dump him like a dried up corpse and move on.

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