Page 7 – Dredging The Internet For All Things Worthy

“Masked Bandit” Found in Liquor Store Bathroom After Legendary Solo Bender

Patriot Brief What Happened:A raccoon broke into an ABC liquor store in Ashland, VA, ransacked the aisles, and passed out in the bathroom after drinking. Why It Matters:Animal control safely...

$19K Egg Swallowed by Thief, Recovery Expected to Be a Real Crap-show

Patriot Brief What Happened:A New Zealand man allegedly stole a $19,300 diamond-and-sapphire Fabergé egg locket by swallowing it during a jewelry store heist. Why It Matters:The locket has not yet...

Shoplifter Gets ROCKED by Flying Coke Bottle in Wild CCTV Footage (WATCH)

Patriot Brief What Happened:A supermarket worker in Chile stopped a shoplifter by throwing a Coca-Cola bottle that struck the thief in the head, dropping him instantly. Why It Matters:The moment,...

Tone-Deaf Fighter Compares Training Young Partners to Epstein Island…WUT?

Patriot Brief Bizarre analogy: Belal Muhammad compared training with younger fighters to “Epstein Island,” sparking immediate backlash. Wrong message: The comment overshadowed his upcoming fight and drew criticism for being...

Dem Senator Caught Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud…And He Isn’t Wrong

Patriot Brief Leaked texts: Sen. Ruben Gallego mocked Democratic culture in private messages, saying the party no longer allows “men to be men” and that “Dem women look like Dem...

Florida Patriot Refuses to Bow to HOA Nonsense…Guess Who Won?

Patriot Brief What Happened:A Florida condo board told a resident to remove her American flag from her window, calling it “art.” She refused, fought back, and won. Why It Matters:HOAs...

CNN Forced to EAT CROW: ‘For the First Time in 4.5 Years…’ (VIDEO)

Patriot Brief What Happened: Gas prices dropped below $3 nationally for the first time in 4.5 years, with 20 states under $2.75. Why It Matters: Officials say the drop reflects...

Trump Tariffs Have China Sweating — And Costco Calling Its Lawyers

Patriot Brief What Happened: Costco sued the federal government to stop Trump’s emergency tariffs and reclaim duties it paid on foreign imports. Why It Matters: Corporations reliant on cheap overseas...

Trump TORCHES Phony Rep. Ilhan Omar: “Throw Her the Hell Out”

Patriot Brief What Happened: Trump blasted Ilhan Omar, citing long-standing allegations that she married her brother to enter the U.S. and calling for her removal if the claims are true....

Trump Drops MRI Bombshell – After Weeks of Rumors, the Results Are Out!

Patriot Brief What Happened: Trump’s doctor released MRI results showing the president’s cardiovascular and abdominal imaging were “perfectly normal.” Why It Matters: The findings shut down weeks of media speculation...